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I have a real problem with software which is used to hide the installation of some other little nasty, nasties that ruin our internet experience.  The internet would be a much nicer place if we didn't have to spend all our time fighting against Virus's, Junk E-mail, Adware, Spyware, Malware, Trojans, and all that crap.  I miss the early days when E-mail I received was for me!

Spyware, junkware, malware and all those other things we hate about the internet have be brought on by greed and stupidity.  These morons beleive that if they send out 10 million E-mail's advertising cheap viagra that atleast a small percentage of recipients will buy it.  So, someone somewhere is making a lot of money.

Now I am going to give you, free of charge, a potential movie script.

Once upon a time a small group of normal everyday individuals decided that they have had enough of junk E-mail.  So, they banded together to form a small task force with only one objective - find the spammers and make them pay.  They travel the world, sneaking up on their victims mid-spam, throw a bag over their head and drag them into their futuristic anti-spam-mobile.

They beat them stupid with baseball bats until they're unconcious, put onto a plane and flown to a deserted island where they are dropped off. 

As punishment they are all given the latest computer equipment with all the best software to play with - but no internet access, no electricity, nothing!  Technology is right at their fingertips but they can't use it.  Greed takes over quickly and the person with the most coconuts becomes their leader, but the others soon revolt against him and begin beating him, and eachother, with sticks, rocks, and whatever else they can find on this god-forsaken island.

Eventually when all spammers, spyware writters and distributors have been deposited on the island - the rest of the world uses them to test thier nukes.

Planet earth rejoices - the internet is free of crap - it runs faster because there isn't a huge load put onto routers and servers as they route junk mail.  Every E-mail you receive is actually for you from someone you know.  The world is safe again and the spammers corpses are left laying on the beaches as a warning to anyone else who might think that spamming is a good way to make a few bucks.

Hollywood - eat your heart out.